taste of perfection;

July 1

!@#$%^&*

Good news: I’m going to see All Time Low and We the Kings. Bad news: My mother is coming along. ASDFGHJKL; Although Rita and I plan to have her stay in the bathroom. And she’s bringing a book, so we think it would protect her from drunk people throwing up on her. Aren’t we considerate?

June 19
“ If I’d observed all the rules, I’d never have got anywhere.
June 15

Conversations During Scattergories.

  • Me: Alright Ali, what's your S word for drugs?
  • Ali: Smoking Heroin.
  • Me: ...Can you do that?
  • Ali: I think so.
  • Me: You would know.
  • Gordo: I don't think you can do that.
  • Ali: No! In health class they said you can! I'LL GOOGLE IT!
  • *five minutes later*
  • Ali: You can!
  • Me: You can, but the point is to shoot it in your veins. It's like, stupid smoking it.
  • Ali: BUT YOU CAN!
  • Gordo: Not as satisfying though.
  • OKAY, WHO WAS RIGHT?
  • I never said it was the best way to get high, but you totally can. This is why you should never doubt me. Cause I'm always (mostly, sometimes) right.
June 9

!@#$%

I never get a chance to log on to this anymore. But now I am cause I’m like the only person awake over here. Except for Gordo. But he doesn’t count.

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lyrically-yours:

cadiwack:(via lifeofahalfie)
May 26

Worse than the Swine Flu

You didn’t think it could happen. Yet it’s true. There’s something worse than Swine Flu. It’s called synchronous diaphragmatic flutter. Also known as the hiccups… But in all seriousness, I’ve gotten the hiccups three times within the past 24 hours. This sucks. Especially when you’re trying to type and spastic movements just keep interupting you. Damn hiccups!

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“ It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson on the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking how did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it. No matter what.
May 24

My Evil Health Teacher: Alex I’m going to compare a woman’s body to a baseball field. Say if you get to second base everytime, wouldn’t you expect to go to third base and all the way home? Alex: Oh, I score everytime. You just an’t buy moments as sweet as this. It’s really the only joy health class brings me.

May 23
“ If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
May 15

Thank the Lord

That people write sad songs. Otherwise it would be impossible to ever get over heartbreak.